Foreplay Friday

"Flicker (Zanski Remix)" - Porter Robinson

And we’re back.

The Garbage Can

I’ve heard this drink be called a ton of different names and everyone makes it a little differently but it was introduced to me as the Garbage Can. The idea is you are broke, there’s a party, and you need to a whole bunch of people drunk. You make a whole lot and pour it all into a garbage can to serve. It’s really classy.

The Garbage Can

1/4 Handle of Vodka

6-Pack of Rolling Rock

1 Can Frozen Pink Lemonade Concentrate

Mix it all together. Be careful with the beer and try not to make it foam too much. Adjust recipe to amount of people.

Or if you’re me and graduated and have no parties to attend because all your friends moved away after college, have no time because of their real jobs, or just live too far can make a whole bunch and just drink yourself to sleep every night because you are the garbage can.

"Honeybell (Mel IRL Remix)" - Maxo

Something to brighten up your day.

I’m seeing crazy revelations
I’m singing lazy incantations
I’m seeing your face in my chalice
I’m singing your praise in my palace. 

Half-off cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory tomorrow and Thursday!

You may not have accomplished any of your dreams leaving your childhood self disappointed and brokenhearted, but at least Cheesecake Factory is doing half-off cheesecake tomorrow and Thursday. Just consume cheesecake until you can’t hear their voice anymore. Use the whipped cream to spell out your final words before you vomit and pass out on the table. It’s ok now. You are free. Only the future can hurt you now.

when i feel like poop i just listen to delve into sad songs…but sometimes i forget they feel sad too.

"When I was 27 I crushed a lot. I wasn’t sure I’d ever fall in love again. These songs were written + recorded in private around this time. They are the soundtrack to what was an ever continuing LOVE CRUSADE. I hope they keep you company on yours." - Letter by Karen O on her new album “Crush Songs”

"But when I wrote this song I felt pretty unoriginal since everybody writes love songs and everybody feels like their love is the most important and when their love ends and they get their heart broken nobody understands.And that’s ridiculous. But so am I…and that’s kind of what all those things are, and that’s what this song’s about." - Tegan Quinn on her song “Call it Off”

"Soft Power" - LVL UP

Soft punk for those late nights.

"Attak" - Rustie feat. Danny Brown

I feel for Danny Brown. I really do. People love that crazy Danny Brown, that Danny Brown who pops all the drugs and parties like no one else can. But you can’t be that guy all the time. Especially whenever you try to do something serious they just be saying “Yeah that’s cool but we want that old Danny Brown”. Where does that leave him?

That aside he’s showing us he still got it.


*replaces guitar riffs with my sobbing*

I’m doing some work for the school and I’m pretty sure I managed to save them $73,000 every year.

I think I might ask for a raise.