December 2011
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i like you
maybe i’m just like you.
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fluttershy
“…I wonder what will happen when we get older.”
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On Emma Stone's Voice...
“Stone’s low-pitched husky voice is a result of having baby colic, a condition of constant screaming as an infant, resulting in the development of nodules” - Wikipedia
Well I know what I’m doing if I ever get a kid.
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Excerpt from "Wallflower at the Orgy"
“There is one major difference between Playboy and Cosmopolitan. The Playboy man has no problems. The Cosmopolitan girl has thousands. She has menstrual cramps, pimples, budget squeeze, hateful roommates. She cannot meet a man. She cannot think of what to say when she meets one. She doesn’t know how to take off her clothes to get into bed with him. She doesn’t know how to find a...
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THERE'S A BRONYCON? →
AND ITS IN NEW YORK?
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You're not gay Travis
Clair: Why are you calling me at 2:30 in the morning?
Travis: I think I'm gay.
Clair: You're not gay Travis.
Travis: I don't know. Thought I'd call you since you're my only friend who isn't straight and after all that stuff with Sarah it might just be women aren't right for me and even Eric said th-
Clair: Do you want to suck dick?
Travis: What?
Clair: Penis. Would you put one in your mouth?
Travis: Uh...
Clair: Up the butt?
Travis: I don't kn-
Clair: You're desperate Travis, not gay. Good night.
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ON REDHEADS
Nick: I think I have a thing for red headed girls.
Sarah: Everyone has a thing for red headed girls.
Nick: Even girls?
Sarah: If you only knew...
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